Quote from Frasier in Two Girls for Every Boyd
Frasier: Can you believe this pathetic display? Lilith: It pleases me that you're secure enough in your masculinity to forego these never-ending rites of passage. Frasier: No, no, I mean that this convention of babies' bottoms think they can grow better beards than me. All right, you bald-faced debutantes, I'm in.