Woody: Hey, everybody! My grandmother cleaned out her attic. Guess what she found?
Carla: Your grandfather?
Woody: No. He doesn't go in the attic. It's a memory quilt that all the women in my family made for me when I graduated from high school.
Frasier: Yeah, I've heard about these things. Lots of women get together and embroider patches that illustrate the happy memories of a young man's life.
Cliff: So these women were, what, authentic folk artists then, huh?
Woody: No, just bored housewives.