Sam: Well, um, I don't... I don't want to get in the middle of a family squabble, but your sister just asked me out.
Rebecca: She what?!
Sam: Yeah, is that the craziest thing, or what?
Rebecca: She obviously thinks that I'm attracted to you.
Sam: Oh, come on, why would she think that?
Rebecca: I don't know; did you say something?
Sam: Me? Come on, what would I have to gain by saying something like that?
Rebecca: Man, this makes me so furious! She comes out here and she says that she's sorry and she wants to make up for it, and then the second my back is turned, she comes onto the guy she thinks is my boyfriend.
Sam: If there's just something you could do to get back at her. What could we do, what could we do, what could we do?