Quote from Carla in Call Me Irresponsible
Carla: Hey, everybody, listen up. I want you all to repeat after me. I am a very stupid person. All: "I am a very stupid person." Carla: And I will never doubt the undying love and total commitment that exists, always has existed, and always will exist between Carla and Eddie LeBec. All: "I'm a very stupid person." Carla: Close enough! Well, turns out the only reason he didn't surprise me was he had to rehearse. That ought to show you mo-mos a lesson.