Quote from Carla in Call Me Irresponsible
Carla: Hey, guys, get a load of that guy over there with the fake beard and the dark glasses. Does that look like somebody I'm married to in a special anniversary disguise? Well, two can play at the surprise game. Your beard might be phony, but I know something about you that's real. [squeezes the mans' butt] Wait a minute. You're not Eddie. But you're not bad.