Sam: You think I'm losing it? What, you need proof?
Norm: No, no, no. Not necessary.
Sam: No, no, listen, I want to prove to you guys that I'm still your king. Everybody, please. Focus your attention on the door there. The Amazing Sammy will now make love to the very next woman who enters this bar.
Carla: Be right back.
Sam: No, no, no. Hold it. Hey, employees are ineligible.
Carla: I quit! [to a woman coming through the door] We're closed.
Sam: Too late, too late.