Rebecca: I'm supposed to throw a kiddie party for the executives' brats. Well, I'll show them. I am going to throw the best damn party of the year. I am going to have the best food, the best games... Does anybody know where I can hire a professional clown?
Carla: Would you settle for a couple of amateurs with red noses?
Frasier: Say, you know who you should hire? Woody. He's an actor. At least a perennial understudy.
Rebecca: That's not a bad idea. I wonder if Woody's interested. Woody? I have to hire a clown for a children's party. Do you think you could handle the part?
Woody: "Handle the part"? I've always wanted to play a clown. You hear that, everybody? I get to be a clown.
I'm a clown, I'm a clown, I'm a clown!