Rebecca: Sam, does this outfit make me look like I've put on a little weight?
Sam: The outfit? Uh, yeah, no. That's what it must be. Right, yeah. Turn around. Let me see. Yeah, blame it on the outfit. You know, you've been wearing an awful lot of fat clothes recently, haven't you?
Rebecca: Oh, just shut up, butthead. [exits]
Sam: She called me a butthead. I think I'm gonna cry.
Woody: Oh, don't worry, Sam. It only looks that way from the back.