Sam: Damn! I mean, what does it take?!
Frasier: Well, maybe you're being too subtle.
Carla: One hour. I don't think either of you heartthrobs got the lips to win.
Woody: Serves you right if you lose, Sam, doing all that weird stuff.
Sam: Me? What about you? You- You and that acting routine. You know something, Woody, I'm getting a little sick and tired of you. You and your wholesome farm boy bit. You're not so dumb.
Woody: I resent that. You're just upset because you're not king of the hill. Well, that's too bad. And I'll tell you another thing. I'm thinking about not writing you when you're overseas.
Sam: Oh, break my heart.