Sam: To think, you know, I have wasted three days on that lost cause.
Rebecca: Three days?! Try wasting two years. Two years of waiting by the phone for him to call. Two years of making excuses for why he didn't. Two years of dreaming about him and thinking about him. Living every moment for Evan Gregory Drake.
Sam: Wow. Boy, you sure have me beat.
Rebecca: I'm just so disappointed in him.
Sam: Disappointed? Think how I feel. I mean, he's in there boinking my sister.