Quote from Woody in Pudd'n Head Boyd
Woody: Excuse me, Mary, uh listen, I'll be back in a second, and then then I'll see you home. Mary: Oh, that's all right. But thank you. I've had a wonderful evening. Woody: Well, I have, too. I really enjoyed your company. You're a very nice lady. Mary: And you're a lovely gentleman. And may I add, you have the most glorious head of hair I've seen on any man since my Lloyd died. Woody: Gee, I hate to disappoint you, but this is a wig. Mary: Yes. So was Lloyd's.