Quote from Sam in Paint Your Office
Sam: You know, I like to paint. Why don't I help you, man, you know. [Norm scoffs] Come on. Norm: No. I know you. You just want to log a little sack time with her. Sam: Come on, no. The truth is, I just I got to find out if there's a real human being in there, man. I- I can't keep working for a cold fish. Please, come on. Norm: All right. But no funny stuff. Sam: No, I swear to God. I won't touch her. I won't touch her. I make no guarantees about you. You've been driving me crazy in this little white outfit. Norm: Yeah? You should see me in my caftan.