Dave Richards: Sam, I got a proposition for you.
Sam: No, no, no if she's not good enough for you, I sure don't want her.
Dave Richards: No, no, it's nothing like that. You see, I have to give up my TV spot, I on Sports. They're looking for a fill-in for the week and I thought you might be interested.
Sam: Boy, sports on TV I've never really considered that. [with deep voice] Think I'd be any good at it?