Sam: Oh, come, come on, come on. We're not even married yet.
Diane: Oh, Sam. It's never too early to start thinking about names for our children.
Sam: It- It is if you're thinking about the name Emile.
Diane: What's wrong with Emile?
Sam: Emile is something you eat. It's not something you name your kid. Why- Why don't you just name him Socrates, after me?