Sam: So... you're engaged.
Joyce: Yeah, yeah, and, and we wanted you to be the first one to know about it since you were the one who put us together.
Sam: Well, thank you. [to Woody] Why are you doing this to me?
Woody: Well, Sam, we thought this would make you happy.
Sam: Well, I am, in a, a sad and disappointed way.
Woody: Well, listen, I know it sounds crazy. We've only known each other a few days, but it seems like... several.