Diane: Well, you must be exhausted.
Sam: Yeah, yeah, that's right! I'm exhausted. You're damned right, I'm exhausted.
Diane: Oh, come on, Sam. Now, you had a little catnap around 6:00 a.m.
Sam: Did not. How'd you know that?
Diane: Because I was down the street in my car watching you watch me.
Sam: Oh, my God, you spied on me! I mean, that stinks! What- What hap- What happened to faith? What- What- What happened what happened to trust? My God!
Diane: Sam! I took a lover's leap of faith in granting you sexual carte blanche for the past 24 hours! And just as my heart suspected, instead of gallivanting about, you spent the whole time spying on me.
Sam: [wry chuckle] I had one last night to go out and have a great time, and I blow it. God, I'm a poor excuse for a stud.