Diane: Look, it's closing time. Loretta needs someone to confide in right now. Sam, why don't you go on home, and we ladies will take care of her.
Carla: Wh- What is this "we" bit?
Diane: I feel very strongly that it's our duty as women to be there for another woman when she wants to talk.
Sam: Just as I feel very strongly that it's my duty as a man to be there for a woman when she doesn't want to talk. Same kind of thing.
Diane: We'll miss that kind of poignancy, Sam.