Judge: Did he hit you or push you in any way?
Diane: Well, no. Not exactly.
Judge: Look, Miss Chambers, it doesn't appear that Mr. Malone is directly responsible for your injuries. Now, is there any way I could persuade you to drop the charges against him?
Tom: I have a solution, if it pleases the court.
Judge: If you can get us out of this, it absolutely thrills the court.
Tom: What if my client proposes to her again?
Sam: Yes, I could alwa- Are you crazy?!