Woody: Okay, Dr. Crane, just drink up.
Frasier: Woody, please, you promised you'd stop after the rum and trail mix.
Woody: That wasn't a drink. That was just something to cleanse your palate. Now come on, here.
Frasier: My God, Woody!
Woody: That bad, huh?
Frasier: No, no, it's terrific. Here, try this. I've never had anything like it.
Norm: All right!
Woody: Oh!
Carla: Oh, yeah! This one gets you in the cocktail hall of fame!
Frasier: So, what's in it, Wood?
Carla: Yeah, what's the secret recipe?
Woody: Well, it's, uh, two parts... [crying]