Sam: This has to do with me. This has to do with my life. I mean, Don was up with the Red Sox for what, a cup of coffee, for goodness sake. I was there five years, and now this clown is a celebrity, and I'm paying my employees to come talk to me.
Carla: You're gonna be paying us a lot more unless this conversation starts getting exciting.
Sam: Okay, fair enough. I brought you in here because I wanna ask you a question: What is Cheers missing?
Woody: A mechanical bull.
Sam: No, Woody, that was one of those questions you ask when you don't really want an answer.
Woody: Oh, you mean, rhetorical.
Sam: Yeah, rhetorical, right.