Diane: Sam, I'm sorry.
Sam: That's okay. Well... This is it, huh? The end of an era. Well, maybe I can finally put my career in perspective. Enjoy it for what it was. I was a small player in a big town. But that's okay. That's okay. I had-- I had some laughs, some good times, some bad times. And now, I guess I'm no longer Sam Malone, ex-baseball player. I'm Sam Malone, ex-ex-baseball player. Just an average guy doing an average job. That's something I can be proud of.
Bob: [on TV] Hold everything. We've had a $300 bid on Sam Malone's jersey.
Sam: All right! Oh, I own this burg! [applause]