Woody: Wow. You know, if I bet with a bookie, I'd have something to tell my grandchildren.
Diane: Sam, I don't think you should encourage Woody to pursue illegal activities.
Sam: Oh, lighten up, will you, Diane. It's a part of a guy's passage into maturity. You know, like going to a cathouse or whizzing off a balcony or mooning out of the back of a car.
Cliff: Or on a really good night, all three.
Norm: Ah, yes, the triple.