Diane: Time to do the floors. These ladies can be so messy. Rice everywhere. I haven't done this since I was a child but when in Rome... Now, I know there are far greater problems in the world than mine, but I'm feeling as though I'm at a crossroads. And I was wondering if you could give me a little sign to tell me what to do.
Sam: [enters] Excuse me. Hi. You wouldn't happen to know where a men's room was around here, would you?
Diane: Sam, would you put a men's room in a convent?
Sam: Right now I would, yes. [exits]
Diane: Just any sign. Something... Oh! Oh! Well... it's not the parting of the Red Sea. That's nitpicking.