Norm: So, the search continues, Sammy?
Sam: Yeah, boy, it's tough being me. Okay, Lillian Huxley.
[A middle-aged, portly British woman stands up]
Lillian: How do you do, Mr. Malone?
Sam: Hi there, Lillian. Boy, thank you very much for coming down, but unfortunately this position has been filled already. Tell you what, we'll keep your resume on file just in case.
Carla: Freeze, slimeball.
Sam: Yes, Carla?
Carla: You lech. This is the best resume I've ever seen. Look at these references. She's been schlepping booze for 25 years.
Lillian: And my turn-ons include hunting dogs, Thackeray and Welsh rarebit.