Frasier: I knew I should have waited for a better moment. Diane, I have been chosen to be this year's visiting scholar at the University of Bologna.
Diane: Oh, Frasier, that's wonderful.
Coach: The University of Bologna? I can't believe they need a university for a thing like that. I know it's a complicated meat, but...
Diane: Uh, Coach. Coach, the University of Bologna is the oldest university in the world. It has what is arguably the finest school of psychology in Europe.
Frasier: Now inarguably the finest.
Coach: Who's the dean, Oscar Mayer? [laughs]
Cliff: Yeah, well, I hear sausage jokes are making a comeback.