Sam: Is that right? Want to play Ping-Pong?
Diane: Of course I don't want to play Ping-Pong. It's preposterous.
Sam: It's not exactly my best sport. A lot of people beat me at it, but I bet I could beat the pants off you.
Diane: And what if you did? What would it prove?
Sam: It would prove that I'm having a great day, my dad was wrong, God's in His heaven and you are a loser.