Sam: Oh, I can't believe you're so blatantly jealous. You still can't stand the sight of me with another woman, huh?
Diane: My heart goes out to any living creature in your company.
Sam: You know, one of these days you're gonna wise up and realize that if you want a chance of getting back together with me, you're gonna have to talk a little nicer.
Diane: Sam? You are an unmitigated egomaniac.
Sam: Too little, too late. Good night.