Norm: Here. You can just take care of this at your leisure, I suppose.
Sam: $683? Just to have your head checked?
Norm: Yeah, isn't that something? Well, they did a whole battery of tests on me, Sam. Hey, I thought the important thing is that I'm OK, isn't it?
Sam: Well, no. I mean, yes, but $683!
Cliff: Uh, Sammy, the cost of diagnostic testing has gone up dramatically. I read recently it's running to billions every year.
Coach: Gee, I didn't know so many people got hit by corks.