Norm: Coach, isn't it your night off tonight?
Coach: Yeah, it's my night off. Irene's coming in and I'm taking her up to Melville's for dinner.
Cliff: Oh, whoa, better dig deep, Coach. It's pretty expensive up north there.
Coach: Oh, I've been saving for a couple of weeks, Cliff. This is a very special evening.
Diane: I think it's wonderful you two found each other. You radiate such bliss.
Coach: You know why, dear? It's because we've got so much in common. We both love music. We both love Italian food. She's a widow, I'm a widower. She's a hairdresser, I've got hair. And get this, Diane, neither of us have ever been to Utah.
Diane: Oh, scary!