Diane: Why did you want them to list you as an eligible bachelor? Isn't that for men who are actively seeking female companionship.
Sam: No, no, not entirely. No, just good publicity for the bar, that's all. Besides, it gave me a chance to air some of my views on political issues.
Diane: What political issues did you air views on?
Sam: I told them I thought nuclear war would be bad news.
Diane: Oh, Sam, you've stirred up a hornet's nest there.
Sam: Really? Well, I can always say I was misquoted.
Diane: Oh, I see. When they say "eligible bachelors" means eligible for a brain transplant.