Diane: Will you two please stop? That is irrelevant. Now something is eating away at Coach's guts. We have to address that.
Sam: Ernie, your wife was a wonderful woman. I mean, she was really beautiful. I lost my head. Now, can you blame me for going crazy about something you had that I could never have myself?
Coach: She was the best. Nobody could resist her.
Sam: Come on. Go out and make that speech for me. Come on, Ernie. I mean, all the people out there think that I'm a real nice guy and a good friend. Leave me that, huh?
Coach: T-Bone, what you did, I can never forgive you for. Never forgive you. And you're dead now and there's only one way I can get even with you. It's to go out there and really do you in and I'm going to do it.
Sam: Coach, come on.
Coach: Now just stay away from me!