Diane: How was the funeral, Coach?
Coach: Well, actually, Diane, it was kind of gloomy.
Diane: Well, you know, Coach, after all, it's hardly an occasion for rejoicing.
Coach: Oh, no, everything was perfectly nice. It was really a nice ceremony, but they didn't say much about the real T-Bone, you know. Well, he's been living down in Phoenix for, what, a couple of years now? And those people didn't really know him.
Carla: They should have had the funeral in Boston. This is where his old pals are.
Coach: You're absolutely right, Carla. You know, they didn't even know why they called him T-Bone down there.
Diane: Why did they call him T-Bone, Coach?
Coach: I don't know. I was hoping to find out.