Quote from Cliff in Fortune and Men's Weight
Diane: Coach, give Norman a screwdriver, please. Norm: Hey, whoa, Diane. I've got a big date here. I don't want to get pits. Diane: Come on. It won't be that hard. [As Diane takes Norm's jacket, his shirt is already home to two very large pit stains] Cliff: Yeah, we'll stop you before your shoes get squishy.