Sam: Coach, did you buy this?
Coach: Oh, not me, Sam.
Sam: It's got your name here on the invoice.
Coach: Well, it's gotta be some kind of mistake. Why would I buy a crate?
Sam: It's an antique scale, Coach.
Coach: Oh, yeah, I bought the scale, Sam. But, gee, now that I look at it, I'm kind of disappointed.