Diane: Why did you rehire me just now?
Sam: Well, I hired you because you're the best combination girlfriend-waitress in the city. And you stink as a waitress. [kisses Diane]
Diane: Exactly what I thought! You hired me for sexual purposes. Just like that swine, Mr. Hedges, wanted to do.
Sam: Oh, come on! It's completely different.
Diane: How is it completely different?
Sam: Well, it... All right. All right, for instance you're nuts about me.
Diane: Yes, but who knows, in time I may have become nuts about him. Well, we had a few things in common. We both find me adorable. [laughs] This is serious!