Diane: Carla, I have two things to say to you. First, don't you ever do anything like that to me again or you will regret it for the rest of your miserable, little life. And second, would this be a bad time to ask you for a favor?
Carla: For you, there's no good time.
Diane: Well then, I would greatly appreciate it if you would switch schedules with me so that I can have next Tuesday off.
Carla: No!
Diane: Oh, Carla, Oriana Fallaci is giving a speech at Harvard. Come on, please. You've gotta change with me.
Carla: I don't have to do nothing. Before I do a favor for you, I would rather be dragged around town by my tongue.