Quote from Coach in Someone Single, Someone Blue
Helen: So, this is a bar. Diane: Yes. This is where I work. Um, let me introduce you. Mother, this is Sam, who wouldn't think of saying anything embarrassing in front of my mother, so he wisely says nothing. Helen: How do you do? Carla: Hi. Diane: This is Carla Tortelli. She says even less than Sam and she's very busy. And down there we have Norman and his friend Cliff. They lost their tongues in the war. Oh, Ernie Pantusso, but you can call him Coach. Coach: Or you can call me by my other nickname, Red. Helen: Red? Sam: Yeah, during his playing days, his team-mates called him Red. Helen: Oh, because your hair was red? Coach: Oh, no, ma'am. Because I read a book. Diane: He's very sweet though. Very sweet.