Coach: Glad you came in today, Norm. Big day.
Norm: Yeah, what's going on?
Coach: The Miss Boston Barmaids contest. They're picking the finalist.
Paul: What is it?
Coach: What is it? Paul, it's only the biggest event of the year. I mean, words can't describe it.
Cliff: Ah, a bunch of waitresses serve drinks and one wins.
Coach: Yeah, that's about it.