Diane: Carla Tortelli, Tom Kenderson.
Tom: Carla, nice to meet you.
Carla: [falls into his arms] I love you, Tom Kenderson. Look, here's my number and a couple of quotes from past lovers.
Tom: Uh, thank you, Carla.
Sam: Carla, come here, sweetheart.
Carla: Sam, he breathed on me, Sam. I'm a whole woman.
Sam: Coach, get her a seltzer.