Marshall: You know, Carla, I've been thinking. Tomorrow, I'm going to go to my lawyer, and have a new will drawn up and all of your children will be named as my beneficiaries.
Carla: Gee, Marshall, I never expected that. That's about the sweetest thing anybody's ever done... Diane, would you just cut it out with the stupid "ba-booms"?
Sam: Carla, Diane's in the back room.
Carla: [gasps] Come on, we got to talk. [to Diane] You win. I'm going to tell him the truth.