Sam: You're sure you wanna hear this?
Diane: I'll stop you before I get the vapors.
Sam: You see, my relationship... Lana and I are a lot friendlier than most agents and clients.
Diane: Friendlier?
Sam: Hey, you know me. I mean, I'm never against a wild night of friend-making, but... There's some... Now I feel that I'm supposed to be friendly on demand.
Diane: And you're afraid she'll stop getting you commercials if you stop... being friendly?
Sam: See, when you play in the bigs like I did, you get used to a lot of attention. And when I stopped playing baseball, I felt like there was something missing in my life. I was just hoping that these commercials would get it back for me.