Norm: Ho, Cliff. Isn't that Tibor Svetkovic?
Carla: Svetkovic, where?
Cliff: Oh, yeah, that's Svetkovic all right.
Diane: Based on the fact that he has a long name that you can all pronounce, it's my guess that he's an athlete. Or will he be president in 1990?
Cliff: Diane, the man was Czechoslovakia's greatest hockey player. He defected to us just to play in the NHL.
Sam: It's an incredible story actually. He dressed up as a woman, hid in a haystack, crawled on his belly under barbed wire, swam a couple of rivers and stowed away on a tramp steamer to get here.
Diane: Amazing.
Carla: The next week, the rest of his team came over on the Concorde. That's what he gets for not reading his schedule.
Cliff: Well, nobody said he was a smart hockey player.