Carla: Okay, I don't know what we're talking for. We're totally different people. We're never going to get along.
Diane: We're not totally different.
Carla: Name one similarity.
Diane: Well, we... We're both women.
Carla: Why do I get the feeling that we're jerking our chain, here?
Diane: No, there's more. We both share the same job. Of course, I'm not as good at it as you are.
Carla: It doesn't take a genius to notice. But thank you.
Diane: You know, Carla, I particularly admire the way you handle passes.
Carla: Yeah?
Diane: Yeah. A guy in the back room tonight asked me if I wanted to play something called, "The Shepherdess And The Hun".
Carla: [laughs] Which part did he want you to play?