Quote from Sam in Friends, Romans, Accountants
Diane: Do you have a problem, Mr. Malone? Sam: Listen, I know you're a light drinker and I didn't want you to get carried away tonight and do something you might regret. Diane: You're not at all bothered that I'm spending time with Herb? Sam: Herb? No, no. None of my business, really. Looks a little seamy but seaminess has its place. Diane: Well, a moment ago you were encouraging it. Sam: A moment ago, the guy was 85 years old. Diane: Oh, I see. An old man is fine, but one whose kidneys are still functioning is taboo.