Diane: Ed? You don't mean that swineherd Ed that's suing you?
Sam: Yeah, that's the one.
Diane: Oh, I see what you're doing. You're taking advantage of the fact that it's Carla's day off to bring Ed in and fool him into thinking you've fired Carla. It's a crass ploy.
Sam: I'm gonna tell him that Carla's in therapy and ask him to understand.
Diane: My way's better.