Diane: OK. Shot of bourbon. Beer chaser. Bloody Mary without Tabasco, and with extra Tabasco. Coffee. Cream. Sugar. Sweet'N Low. CC water back. Pretzels. Pitcher of water with three glasses.
Man: [at other table] Ahem, those are our drinks.
Diane: I'm terribly sorry. I don't suppose I could impose upon you people to save me a few steps? [they switch places] Thanks. Thank you, really. Thanks so much. Free pretzels for everybody.