Quote from Paul in One for the Road
Paul: So then what happened? Frasier: So the next thing we know, Diane turns up here with her husband and asks to meet Sam's wife. Paul: Holy moly. Cliff: Yeah, yeah. Then Sam goes back there and grabs our fair Rebecca, introduces her as Mrs. Malone, then they toddle on up there to, uh, Melville's for lunch. Paul: Man, oh, man, oh, man. Norm: Which ought to be very interesting because Rebecca's been a total gibbering idiot ever since Don dumped her. Paul: Damn it all. Everything neat happens when I'm not here! I always miss everything! [walks into the backroom]