[fantasy:]
Chief Justice: Would you please raise your right hand and repeat after me. l, Woodrow Tiberius Boyd, do solemnly swear...
Woody: l, Woodrow Tiberius Boyd, do solemnly swear...
Chief Justice: that I will faithfully execute the office of the President of the United States and will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
Woody: That I will faithfully... faithfully...
Chief Justice: Execute.
Woody: Execute
Chief Justice: The.
Woody: the
Chief Justice: Office.
Woody: office
Chief Justice: Of.
Woody: of
Chief Justice: The.
Woody: the
Chief Justice: President of the United States.
Woody: Oh, I-I got that. The President of the United States
Chief Justice: And will, to the best of my ability, preserve and protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
Woody: Oh, boy.
Chief Justice: And.
Woody: and
Chief Justice: Will.
Woody: will
Chief Justice: Protect.
Woody: protect...