Norm: Oh, Sammy, look who's here. Harry the Hat.
Sam: Aw, man, how many times am I gonna have to chase that guy out of here? Grab your wallets, everybody. Hello, Harry.
Harry: Hey, Sam.
Sam: What you doing, trying to sell some bogus watches, some knock off's to my customers and try to cheat 'em?
Harry: Sam, that hurts. This is no knock off. That's a $5,000 Rolex. But it's on sale for $2,500.
Sam: Is this a real Rolex, Harry?
Harry: Yeah.
Sam: Whoa. [hits it against the table] Hey. Sounds like a Rolex, doesn't it? Oh, look at that... [drops it in a beer] Still ticking, too.
Harry: Uh, Sam.
Sam: Hey, do me a favor. Just, just take your bogus goods and peddle them someplace else, will ya?
Salesman: [walks over] So Harry, are you interested in buying the watch?
Harry: No, but I think my friend Sam might be.