Lilith: Don't panic. I know Louis. He's a little upset right now, but he's essentially harmless. He won't do anything that would cause anyone any harm.
Dr. Pascal: The hell I won't! I'll shoot everyone in this bar if I have to to get you back!
Cliff: Listen, okay, okay. All right, all right, I got it. How about I sob uncontrollably and... and lose control of my bodily functions?
Norm: Cliff, is that a plan?
Cliff: No, actually, it's more of a warning.